lol, "...for me half-life cartoon" it's awesome grammatical errors like that that make me think of pirates, and make you seem awesome, plus your great art
Science + Crowbar = Results! indeed, Gordon freeman is mah favorite physicist I learned how to spell Physicist ist -esst ist? for him! Fizz, iz, izt? I wish mah brain could handle that much Izz...
You're most welcome! If you ever need ANY silly Half-Life ideas, just prod me (Did you hear the one about the tame headcrab? It went to d'sea, but it could not speak, because as you see, it had been de-beaked! *very unenthusastic applause* Take my bullsquid, please )
1) During the resonance cascade teleportey sequence, along with the creepy aliens, he teleports past one of the more humanoid ones while it is in the shower. It has a shower cap on, pulls the shower curtain to cover itself and screeches. (insert a couple of other scenes here) the same alien, with a towel around its waist, is on the telephone to another alien with "Portal Away" on his hat and a sign behind him with "Guarenteed banishment of any embarrasing teleportation portals in your home!". You can't understand what it says, but it is obvious the alien isn't pleased with the service it's getting.
2) Gordon comes across some headcrabs playing with a soccar ball. They're about to attack him when one suddenly says "Wait, he can go goalie!". They play soccer together, Gordon inexplicably pulls the torso of his HEV suit over his stomache footballer-style and runs around pointing in the air every time he scores a goal.
3) Two grunts have a slap-fight, whining "you bitch!" and "Awww, listen to yourself, sister" and other such weak taunts.
4) Five identical scientists gather in one room to work out their family trees.
5) Gordon does some action stuff (climbs through vents, pwns some bullsquids etc.), pauses by a mirror and produces and electric razor which he plugs into his suit, shaves so his beard is neat, puts the razor away and runs onward to do more action stuff.
Thanks for the idea!
1) During the resonance cascade teleportey sequence, along with the creepy aliens, he teleports past one of the more humanoid ones while it is in the shower. It has a shower cap on, pulls the shower curtain to cover itself and screeches. (insert a couple of other scenes here) the same alien, with a towel around its waist, is on the telephone to another alien with "Portal Away" on his hat and a sign behind him with "Guarenteed banishment of any embarrasing teleportation portals in your home!". You can't understand what it says, but it is obvious the alien isn't pleased with the service it's getting.
2) Gordon comes across some headcrabs playing with a soccar ball. They're about to attack him when one suddenly says "Wait, he can go goalie!". They play soccer together, Gordon inexplicably pulls the torso of his HEV suit over his stomache footballer-style and runs around pointing in the air every time he scores a goal.
3) Two grunts have a slap-fight, whining "you bitch!" and "Awww, listen to yourself, sister" and other such weak taunts.
4) Five identical scientists gather in one room to work out their family trees.
5) Gordon does some action stuff (climbs through vents, pwns some bullsquids etc.), pauses by a mirror and produces and electric razor which he plugs into his suit, shaves so his beard is neat, puts the razor away and runs onward to do more action stuff.
I could go on, if you wanted...